Cabin Fever Induced Pre-Spring Cleaning

It’s that time of year again. Time to realize holy crap I have a lot of stuff and eesh that’s not even plugged in and okay I obviously didn’t keep up with this series of graphic novels. You know what I’m talking about. Here’s a list of “crap” I want to get rid of.

• The Watson.
• The gargoyles. I used to have a lot more. Now I don’t even want these.
• My graphic novels and comic books. I used to have a lot more. Now I don’t even want these.
• My turntable and record collection.
• The dozens of board games we never play.
• A lot of coffee table books.
• T-shirts. For the love of Ganesha, why do I have so many t-shirts? I am hereby instating a moratorium on the acquisition of t-shirts.

Things that are on the short list.

• The VCR. We only keep it because of one exercise video. Which, now that I think of it, I could probably get from Amazon for $5.
• The CD player. We still have a lot of CDs. We don’t play any of them outside of the car. Can you tell I’m getting really tired of physical media?

If any of these things sound appealing to you, let me know.