Last weekend we met my parents for the weekend at the Great Escape Lodge and Water Park south of Lake George. My parents are wonderful about treating us to little vacations, and since we’d never been to there we agreed to go.
I packed Thursday night. I like to think that I’m getting better at packing. I’m certainly more realistic about where I’m going, what I’ll be doing, and what I need to bring. For example, we’re not going hiking so I’m not bringing my beat up muddy sneakers. I made the assumption that since we’re staying in a hotel and going to a water park, I wouldn’t need to bring my own towel. I brought a lot of reading material that I never got to, but that was probably the worst of my offenses.
Friday we left pretty late. I think it was 8pm by the time we were on the road. It’s only an hour drive up 87 to get there. My mother called as we were pulling into the parking lot. They don’t have a cellphone so I had no way to tell them that we’d left later than expected. Coordinating trips with them is … well. So it was 9pm on Friday, and we got settled into our room and “caught up.” The suite was really nice. Spacious kitchenette, plastic flatware, three beds, two bathrooms. Everything very big. It was probably bigger than our apartment. Our view was of the parking lot, with some hills in the distance.
Saturday we had breakfast at the Tall Tales Tavern, right in the lodge. Nobody liked it. I suppose if you were 6 you might like it. And it was ridiculously expensive, too. We could’ve gone to a grocery store and bought microwavable food and served up pretty much the same breakfast for far less money. I had to break my “I’m not eating fake maple syrup” rule yet again. Life is too short to eat bad breakfast.
We spent most of the morning and early afternoon in the water park. The lazy river was anything but. It’s probably nice when there aren’t so many people in it. We did the four person raft tube, squeezing in. The guy at the top was really cool, and used the raft to block water, which built up water pressure behind the raft. When he let go we went screaming down the tube. 20 seconds later we splashed down in the pool at the bottom. Kathleen and I did the individual tubes, which were, again, a lot of waiting in line for a 15 second ride that is probably a lot more fun if you’re 6 or have had 6 drinks. I didn’t even bother with the giant thing in the center. It’s meant for kids and I’m too tall to even think about any of that.
Eventually the line at the body boarding thing was short enough, so I went and tried that. It was probably the best part of the water park. That first jump onto the wave is the scariest thing. At worst, you get washed up the slope and dumped at the top, and even that is more fun that the tube rides. I was never able to get up onto my knees, but it wasn’t for lack of trying. My father has video of one of my runs, and if he can ever figure out how to get it off of his camera we may all get to see that.
In the middle of the afternoon we headed up Route 9 to get pizza. It was astounding. Grilled peppers and onions on a Sicilian crust. So good. We did some shopping. I bought some nice things in Banana Republic and Kathleen went bonkers. My father bought new dress shoes. My mother got some things, too, but I can’t remember what.
Things became fuzzy after that. I remember having a late dinner at Johnny Rockets. Kathleen and I were late to that, but I can’t remember why. I think we had gone back to the water park. She had lost a cover up. Anyway, Johnny Rockets, you know, really good milkshakes that you eat with a spoon and burgers. We went to the Arcade. I hit the jackpot on one of the machines and won 174 tickets, and then kept doing really well on that machine for a while. We ended up with over 300 points, but you can’t actually get anything for 300 points. I spent about $20 on tokens so that we could give some kid trying to feed half of a ticket into the redemption machine all of our points. Ugh.
Sunday we checked out and Kathleen spent half an hour trying to reclaim her lost cover up. Apparently there are two different “lost and founds.” One of them I got to dig through on my own. Which was gross. Kathleen had to convince the housekeeping staff to actually look for her lost article of clothing, but once they did they found it right away. Then we went to East Cove Inn & Restaurant (or something like that) for brunch. (The drive there was right through “the strip” and it was pretty dismal.) They had a buffet thing, where you could get corned beef and cabbage and scrambled eggs and sausage. They had really good French toast; some kind of cinnamon roll, sliced, in a very eggy batter. The ladies were given mimosas. The carrot cake was also delicious.
After that we split up. Kathleen wanted to do more shopping so I spent two hours sitting outside of outlet stores reading a magazine. She has decided the selection is better at the outlets in Lake George than in the malls in Albany.