Carry
I’m kind of interested in this “new trend” in bags. The idea is that whatever the bag, whether it’s a messenger or a backpack or a satchel or a duffel, it must have space alloted for a laptop/iPad and a DSLR camera. It’s as if these are the only things anyone actually carries, and nothing else is worth mentioning.
I don’t own either, so a lot of this kind of thing is lost on me.
Here are some of my criteria. Can I put my lunch in it? When I get where I’m going, will I still be able to eat my lunch? Is it waterproof? How waterproof? Does it have stupid straps that will blow around in the wind and get caught in the spokes of my bike, or hit me in the eye while I’m standing on a cliff?
Can I put a book in it? I am currently reading Neal Stephenson’s The System of the World, which clocks* in around 900 pages. This sort of thing is not uncommon for me. If I put a book in it, will there be room for anything else? Like a thermos?
So, yeah, that classy little rucksack with the clever pockets looks nice. But to me? Useless.**
* Clocks. Get it? Ha ha.
** This is not entirely true. If I had to, I could fill it with clothes, or newspaper, or leaves, and use it as a pillow. I suppose I could fill it with rocks and fend off at least one zombie. But as far as it’s intended purpose? Useless.
